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I'm from the government

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Our house is being besieged by an undead horde.

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My wife told me to Ignore the scratching sound from under our bed.

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Hi, I’m you, from the future.

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Every once in a while, my TV glitches to a channel that broadcasts a show about fake murder skits.

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I used to ejaculate inside the toilet NSFW

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I watched in horror as the boy in the painting stabbed himself in the chest.

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I was woken up by the sound of my phone, which is weird considering it’s Sunday morning, but it wasn’t an alarm clock…

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"Just count back from 10, itll be over before you know it," the anesthesiologist reminded me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'm from the government	38
[deleted by user]	38
Our house is being besieged by an undead horde.	38
My wife told me to Ignore the scratching sound from under our bed.	38
Hi, I’m you, from the future.	38
Every once in a while, my TV glitches to a channel that broadcasts a show about fake murder skits.	38
I used to ejaculate inside the toilet NSFW	38
I watched in horror as the boy in the painting stabbed himself in the chest.	38
I was woken up by the sound of my phone, which is weird considering it’s Sunday morning, but it wasn’t an alarm clock…	38
"Just count back from 10, itll be over before you know it," the anesthesiologist reminded me.	38